Where Was Princess Charming When I Needed Her?*
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Walking the streets,
Notebook and pen in hand,
Itinerant poet
Looking for muse,
Looking for patron,
Looking for someone
To invest their love
In his future.
A soft bed,
A warm shoulder
And a steaming
Cup of coffee
In the morning.
She would go to work,
While he would write
Epic tomes
Dedicated to
His beloved heroine.
His books would be published.
His fame would spread.
She would quit her job
And have his babies,
And they would live
Happily ever after.
Where was Princess Charming when I needed her?


AARGH!!!!! ANYBODY WANNA'
LOVE A MONSTER